Whenever I watch “The Girls Next Door” - the E! show about Hef’s girlfriends who live in the Playboy Mansion - it always reminds me of Adam Sandler in Big Daddy. You know, the scene where is mocks his girlfriend for cheating on him with grandpa and gets grossed out his loose skin and old balls. Well, there are rumors that Holly Madison - Hef’s No. 1 girlfriend - has decided to move on…to Criss Angel.
Listen, maybe Hef is over the hill and only able to get upright (if you know what I mean) thanks to drugs, but Criss Angel?!?! That’s like trading in a classic Ford Mustang for a new Hyundai. Sure, the Hyundai is a nice, reliable and shiny new car, but you’re going to look like a fucking tool with it. If you don’t know who Criss Angel is, imagine the offspring produced if David Blaine and Marilyn Manson got together. Yes, we’re talking about the Mindfreak magician Criss Angel. And yes, that’s how he spells “Chris.”
The rumors go back and forth, first she was leaving, now it sounds like she’s staying. If Holly gets the boot from the Playboy Mansion, I guess this means more of Kendra. Yes! Wait…probably more of Kendra talking too. Noooo!!!!!
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1 Mitch Martin // Sep 12, 2008 at 2:07 pm
If you’re going to cash in your meal ticket don’t do it with a douche bag that tells the press he is dating different Hollywood starlets just to drum up press for himself.
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