My favorite comedian dead or alive Mitch Hedberg is pulling a 2-Pac and dropping a postmortem album. The album was recorded two months before Mitch passed and contains 40 minutes of never before heard Heberg awesomeness. “Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool apoatmus?”
I could do nothing but copy and paste my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes in here all day long but I won’t. Just trust me, drop the $11, and pick up the album. You won’t be disappointed.
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I’ll never be as good a a wall. I played a wall once. They’re relentless.”
“An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never seen an Escalator temporarily out of order sign, just Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
“Alcoholism, is a disease, but it’s the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, your an alcoholic. Dammit Otto, you have Lupis. One of those two doesn’t sound right.”
