What could possibly be a bat-shit-crazy Floridian is claiming that five women, four of whom where lacking bras or shirts, robbed him while he was riding his bike.
Olmer Morales of the 5300 block of Southeast Driftwood Avenue was riding his bike to work early Saturday morning when a heavy-set blonde haired woman wearing a white long sleeved shirt and overalls stopped him and grabbed the handle bars to his bike on the corner of Southeast Ebbtide Avenue and Southeast Salerno Street, according to the report.
Once the woman stopped him, four thin blonde haired women wearing overalls with no shirts and no bras surrounded him and stole the $100 in his back pocket, Morales told deputies according to the report.
I would like to believe Mr. Morales but the story just seems a little fishy. If four ladies are just putting their breasts out there why wouldn’t they be the ones to stop the bike? If the women had just said “Hi” I guarantee Olmer would have stopped his bike. Obviously the heavyset woman wearing a shirt was the enforcer but I just don’t think she stops the bike.
On the other hand maybe it’s true. I mean if it was just some gang-banger with a gun that jacked his $100 why would he tell the cops such a ridiculous story?
Maybe Olmer was just confusing his bike ride to work with what happened at the strip club the night before. Maybe some topless ladies did end up with Olmer’s $100 but he doesn’t want his wife to know he was hanging out at the nudie bar so he substituted his bike ride to work as the money transfer point.
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Of course this is true. And he’s pretty sure of the girl’s descriptions. After all, this is the 5th time this week that’s happened to him.
Hmm… $100 for a four-girl lap dance, that’s about the market price. Sounds like a fair deal to me.
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