Well McCain somehow managed to find his balls and actually re-attach them so that means the debate is a go for tonight. The Huffington Post has put together a presidential debate drinking game for all you booze hounds that plan on staying in and catching the action.
While a presidential debate drinking game is a great idea I am going to have to say that this one is poorly implemented. The rules for which you have to drink are great but each rule requires a different kind of drink. So unless you have a fully stocked bar at home or plan on watching the debate at a bar and don’t care about your tab I would recommend just picking one drink and sticking with it. Maybe go with beer for most of the rules and throw in a couple of shots on the real zingers.
Here are a few of my favorite rules.
Every time Obama says change everyone has to switch seats and drink the other person’s drink of choice.
Every time someone says bailout you have to finish your drink and pour another.
Every time John McCain tries to associate Barack Obama with an unsavory character, take a sip of your dirty martini.
Every time John McCain threatens Iran, drink a savage car bomb or cherry bomb.
Every time John McCain smiles creepily, drink a roofie-colada.
Hit the link to print out the full list of rules and then pick up a case of beer on the way home before plopping your ass on the couch for the action.
Full List of Rules: Presdential Debate Drinking Game
