A 14-year-old boy in India was cleaning his fish tank when he went to take a pee while holding a fish in his hand. While he was in the process of taking a leak the 2 centimeter fish slipped out of his hand and into his urethra.
After detecting the fish in the boy’s bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient’s penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.
Jesus Christ, if the fish in the dick wasn’t bad enough the above paragraph makes me cringe just thinking about it. Today I think we have two part lesson. Part 1, always put fish down before you go to the restroom. Part 2, if you do need to take a fish into the pisser for the love of god hold it in the hand that isn’t holding your dick.
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I’m not buying it. There’s something about this story that is strangely Richard Gere-like. Something… fishy.