What If Sarah Palin Was Your Mom

Some of the lovely Sarah Palin’s highlights include:

- Knowing a lot about foriegn policy because she lives so close to Russia
- Being the Mayor of a town of 6,300 six short years ago
- Proud student of North Idaho College and the University of Idaho
- 2nd runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant
- Supports the “Barbarians For Palin”
- Believes that God’s will and prayer will lead to the development of a natural gas pipeline

But the real gem she brings to the presidential race is her children.  Yes, her 17 year-old daughter is pregnant, but that is just a bonus.  Her kids simply have awesome names.  All 5 of them.  They are Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.  Maybe they are like those opposite names like Biggie Smalls.  Track is probably actually fat and slow and Trig is really bad at math.  And thank god for Willow that the movie about the crazy dwarf was long enough ago that most people have forgotten it.  Anyway, if you want to know what your name would be if birthed by Palin, check it out here.