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Worst. Cocktail Ever.

by Mitch Martin on September 5, 2008

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Some bar in the Greek resort of Malia is serving a drink that consists of Baileys, chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin. Apparently people are even willing to part with 10 euro ($14) for the thing.

Not only does this nasty brew taste like shit but there is a good chance that it will cause your face to swell up to the size of a football (soccer ball). Corinne Coyle here downed one of the beverages and her face swelled up nice and plump. It’s been swollen for about 3 days and doctors aren’t sure if it will ever go back to normal. Doctors in the resort town report that this is the second “football face” incident they have seen in the last couple of weeks.

I’ve seen some people drink some nasty shit in the name of getting fucked up but this is just ridiculous. That looks like one of those drinks where they ring out the bar mat at the end of the night. Why do they have to add tequila? That’s like punching a guy in the face after you’ve already kicked him in the nuts.

Original Story: BBC

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dirty dodger September 5, 2008 at 12:57 pm

those greek bastards are screwing us again. bollocks!

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