Not even CLOSE. Tasty Booze readers would much much rather cook all of their own meals than lose their remote control devices - 85% to 15%. No more Subway, no more McDonald’s, no more Teriyaki. If I couldn’t do take out I would officially never eat lunch. I don’t know about you, but I am certainly not motivated enough to make my own lunch. And probably only motivated enough to make about half of my dinners. And having no girl certainly doesn’t help those percentages.
But onward and upward to more awful choices. You are moving to a secluded island and never coming back.
“Would you rather take your 4 best friends with you or your significant other?”
Mitch Martin: “What if a chick is one of my 4 best friends?”
J Diggles: “That’s a no-go. 4 best guy friends in your case.”
Baba Ganoush: “What if you don’t have a significant other?”
J Diggles: “Pick one and hope she likes you.”
Mr Wonka: “Is there anyone else around?”
J Diggles: “Nope.”
How Did Your Cinco De Mayo End?
- Passed Out (38.0%, 5 Votes)
- Good Question (Blacked Out) (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Little Bit of Everything (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Got Some Strange Ass (0.0%, 0 Votes)
- Hugging the Toilet (0.0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 13





















