Not even CLOSE. Tasty Booze readers would much much rather cook all of their own meals than lose their remote control devices - 85% to 15%. No more Subway, no more McDonald’s, no more Teriyaki. If I couldn’t do take out I would officially never eat lunch. I don’t know about you, but I am certainly not motivated enough to make my own lunch. And probably only motivated enough to make about half of my dinners. And having no girl certainly doesn’t help those percentages.
But onward and upward to more awful choices. You are moving to a secluded island and never coming back.
“Would you rather take your 4 best friends with you or your significant other?”
Mitch Martin: “What if a chick is one of my 4 best friends?”
J Diggles: “That’s a no-go. 4 best guy friends in your case.”
Baba Ganoush: “What if you don’t have a significant other?”
J Diggles: “Pick one and hope she likes you.”
Mr Wonka: “Is there anyone else around?”
J Diggles: “Nope.”
How Did Your Cinco De Mayo End?
- Passed Out (38.0%, 5 Votes)
- Good Question (Blacked Out) (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Little Bit of Everything (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Got Some Strange Ass (0.0%, 0 Votes)
- Hugging the Toilet (0.0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 13
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It has to be the significant other because your four best friends will kill you if you bring them on a secluded island forever without any ladies around.
Is there any booze on the island?
You can’t survive of tater milk forever. You need your best friends with you to help you figure out how to get off the f–king island, and help cut wood for your raft and stuff. Lucky for me, Bear Grylls is one of my best friends.
Thanks for clarifying that I get to bring my four best “guy” friends.
Easy choice. Actually… where can I sign up?
it doesn’t matter who i would bring, the two of us or the five of us are just going to starve to death in a week or so anyway.
Four best guy friends! No homo.
Seriously, where do we sign up?
My lady friend reads this blog. Enough said.
I vote for guy friends based on the assumption that there is beer on the island.
Sex with the same chick gets old. But beer drinking with your buddies never gets old.