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Would You Rather

by J Diggles on September 18, 2008

You would rather bring your significant other to the deserted island instead of your 4 best friends - 69% to 31%.  Maybe the picture of the hot chick in a bikini on the beach influenced you.  But believe me, that look would only last about 2.5 days before significant fighting/complaining and ratty shirts took over.  That being said, I don’t think I can disagree with our readers though.

On to a new challenge.  Apologies to our lady readers (both of you), but this one is a little more guy-centric.  And guys, today is the luckiest day of your life.

“Would you rather win tickets to the Super Bowl or Hefner’s birthday party at the Playboy Mansion?”

Mitch Martin: “Is my favorite team in the Super Bowl or just any old team?”
J Diggles: “I don’t know, it’s the upcoming Super Bowl, so if your team is good enough.  Besides, real men watch the Super Bowl no matter whose playing.”

Baba Ganoush: “Playboy…mmmm…I am drooling.”
J Diggles: “Ok, Baba, thanks for that and well done.”

Mr Wonka: “All expenses paid?”
J Diggles: “You know it.”

How Did Your Cinco De Mayo End?

  • Passed Out (38.0%, 5 Votes)
  • Good Question (Blacked Out) (31.0%, 4 Votes)
  • Little Bit of Everything (31.0%, 4 Votes)
  • Got Some Strange Ass (0.0%, 0 Votes)
  • Hugging the Toilet (0.0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 13

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Would You Rather
September 25, 2008 at 11:01 am

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Mitch Martin September 18, 2008 at 11:14 am

You’ve got to go Playboy.

The Super Bowl is always going to be around but Hugh’s only got a finite number of years left on this planet.

Scott September 18, 2008 at 11:34 am

I gotta go Superbowl. Sure you will see lovely scantily clad sluts, but lets be honest. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE with these girls. You are not rich enough or famous enough to land one. So I choose a more realistic approach, the Super Bowl. All said and done round trip + expenses to the super bowl could run up to 5k. If you wanna see half naked chicks for free go to Rio.

Baba Ganoush September 18, 2008 at 2:35 pm

I think this is a fair question for the ladies too… I mean Pauly Shore and Kato Cailin often frequent the Playboy Mansion.

All I know is that with my extra ticket, I’m not bringing Diggles.

Mat September 18, 2008 at 7:53 pm

Money alone will not get you into the mansion, whereas you can buy your way into the Superbowl.

KSig235 September 19, 2008 at 8:54 am

Super Bowl is on TV. Hefner’s parties cannot be on TV.

partybob September 19, 2008 at 1:04 pm

Playboy. No question.

This poll is as brainless as “Would you rather be the top scientist in your field or have mad cow disease?”

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