Last week you made it clear: Playboy parties are better than the Super Bowl. They are way, way better - 82% to 18%. I would enjoy both, no doubt, but you could technically go to the Super Bowl every year if you wanted to. If you somehow sneak into a Playboy party, on the other hand, there is no way you are ever getting back.
But if you thought those two options were less than likely in your real life, try this.
“Would you rather have a full-time robot assistant or a lifetime’s supply of free beer in the fridge?”
Mitch Martin: “Do I get to pick the beer type and can it change?”
J Diggles: “Yes.”
Baba Ganoush: “Can’t I just send the robot to the store to get me beer?”
J Diggles: “Sure, but you better give it some cash first.”
Mr Wonka: “What kinda robot are we talking about here?”
J Diggles: “Don’t be inappropriate Wonka. Think C-3PO.”
Mike Honcho: “What are the chances of the robot turning on me?”
J Diggles: “2-3%.”
How Did Your Cinco De Mayo End?
- Passed Out (38.0%, 5 Votes)
- Good Question (Blacked Out) (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Little Bit of Everything (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Got Some Strange Ass (0.0%, 0 Votes)
- Hugging the Toilet (0.0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 13
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Theres only so much you can do with a creepy robot. The possibilities of what you can do or what might happen after downing a few cases of beer one night are endless lol.
@Ash
Agrizzled.
Who needs a robot when you have free beer forever?
The robot then you could sell it for millions and have all the beer you want and plenty of money
I have to go with the robot. I imagine it would clean my apartment, do my laundry and all of the other stuff I didn’t feel like doing. Plus - a girl doesn’t need THAT much beer. A) its good to mix it up, and B) too much beer would likely just make me fat.