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Would You Rather

by J Diggles on September 4, 2008

Nickelback is sooo bad, sooo hated, so f-ing miserable that you would rather wear sweater vests to work for the rest of your life than listen to it in your car.  That is pretty impressive given that Nickelback has gone platinum numerous times.  Someone has got to be buying those albums right???  Probably just my little sister and Canadians though.  Anyway, good call readers, good call.  I don’t know who the 29% of you that chose Nickelback are, but kiss your dating life goodbye.

Now today’s theme: Making Life Easier.  As a single male in his late-twenties, take-out food and the TV remote are essential to my existence.  So what would you rather forgo?

“Would you rather have to cook all of your own meals or give up all of your remotes?”

Mitch Martin: “You mean all? Stereo, TV, DVD, car door, etc.?”
J Diggles: “Yep, all remotes are gone.  Stand your ass up.”

Baba Ganoush: “Lean cuisine is still money right?”
J Diggles: “Yes, the freezer aisle at the grocery store works, but not the deli.”

Mr Wonka: “You realize this would leave me starving on the floor in front the neverending OnDemand channel don’t you?”
J Diggles: “In today’s world of 900 channels, I apologize for forcing this choice upon you.”

How Did Your Cinco De Mayo End?

  • Passed Out (38.0%, 5 Votes)
  • Good Question (Blacked Out) (31.0%, 4 Votes)
  • Little Bit of Everything (31.0%, 4 Votes)
  • Got Some Strange Ass (0.0%, 0 Votes)
  • Hugging the Toilet (0.0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 13

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Steamy Willy September 4, 2008 at 12:14 pm

Can I still go to sit down restaurants? What about ordering food at a sports bar on a Sunday?

dirty dodger September 4, 2008 at 1:31 pm

i like to cook but every meal would be a huge pain in the ass.
i’ll just pull my couch right up to the tv. problem solved bitches.

A Girl's POV September 4, 2008 at 3:46 pm

Considering I don’t have cable and often have to get up to adjust my bunny ears anyway… I’d much rather give up the remote. Plus, how lame would you be if you had to cook your own dinner before you went out with your friends to a restaurant.

Mitch Martin September 4, 2008 at 8:48 pm

I cook most of my own meals as it is so I will definitely stick with the remote.

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