Would You Rather

Nickelback is sooo bad, sooo hated, so f-ing miserable that you would rather wear sweater vests to work for the rest of your life than listen to it in your car.  That is pretty impressive given that Nickelback has gone platinum numerous times.  Someone has got to be buying those albums right???  Probably just my little sister and Canadians though.  Anyway, good call readers, good call.  I don’t know who the 29% of you that chose Nickelback are, but kiss your dating life goodbye.

Now today’s theme: Making Life Easier.  As a single male in his late-twenties, take-out food and the TV remote are essential to my existence.  So what would you rather forgo?

“Would you rather have to cook all of your own meals or give up all of your remotes?”

Mitch Martin: “You mean all? Stereo, TV, DVD, car door, etc.?”
J Diggles: “Yep, all remotes are gone.  Stand your ass up.”

Baba Ganoush: “Lean cuisine is still money right?”
J Diggles: “Yes, the freezer aisle at the grocery store works, but not the deli.”

Mr Wonka: “You realize this would leave me starving on the floor in front the neverending OnDemand channel don’t you?”
J Diggles: “In today’s world of 900 channels, I apologize for forcing this choice upon you.”

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