“Keeping a cell phone on talk mode in a pocket can decrease sperm quality, according to new research from the Cleveland Clinic.”

Holy crap, really?  I have heard rumors about this for years now, but once it hits the front page of CNN, that’s when I consider it real.  So you are telling me that my last decade of cell phone use is the reason I have not slipped one past the goalie???  Hmmm, I guess that’s not all bad.  But as a man I still want my boys to be able to perform in the clutch.

On top of that, my mom has been telling me for years I need to get a Bluetooth thingy because holding the cell phone to my head is going to give me brain cancer.  So now I look like a total douche with that huge silver thing in my ear AND my boys are failures.  Awesome.  Just Awesome.

Full Article: CNN