“Keeping a cell phone on talk mode in a pocket can decrease sperm quality, according to new research from the Cleveland Clinic.”
Holy crap, really? I have heard rumors about this for years now, but once it hits the front page of CNN, that’s when I consider it real. So you are telling me that my last decade of cell phone use is the reason I have not slipped one past the goalie??? Hmmm, I guess that’s not all bad. But as a man I still want my boys to be able to perform in the clutch.
On top of that, my mom has been telling me for years I need to get a Bluetooth thingy because holding the cell phone to my head is going to give me brain cancer. So now I look like a total douche with that huge silver thing in my ear AND my boys are failures. Awesome. Just Awesome.
Full Article: CNN
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Talk about a double whammy. Shit!