Knocking over the beer bottle is probably the first sign that you shouldn’t be doing home improvement items after you’ve had a couple. But this guy presses on, then pays the price.

Today in the links a Philly fan catches a Grey Goose bottle to the dome, another erotic Rachel Ray video, three Halloween pranks gone wrong and Napoleon Dynamite was right all along.

• The Hobo Dictionary (Article)
• Abigail Clancy blows my mind (Pics)
• Phillies Fan Takes Grey Goose Bottle Flush To Head (Video)
• I am thinker than you drunk I am (Article)
• Another Erotic Rachel Ray Youtube Video: You Have to Hear This (Video)
• Three Halloween Pranks Gone Wrong (Videos)
• Bald = Calvo (Sports)
• Get An Eyeful Of Monica’s Ass (Pics)
• Heidi Mongtag Gets Groped (Pic)
• Gramps is Confused Again: “Where is Joe?” (Video)

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These days Michael Jackson doesn’t make too many appearances out in public. Usually if he does, we get some grainy photos of him with his kids in some random Southeast Asian country, and his kids are usually wearing masks or some other kind of disguise.

This week Jackson and his kids emerged it what would seem like normal, non-crazy people, activities. Yes, Jacko and his kids were seem in costume and trick-or-treating in Hollywood earlier this week. Of course, they missed the actual Halloween by two days, but I’m willing to let that slide considering that Jackson probably has no concept of time. Not to mention, it’s Hollywood, they are always doing whatever they want, whenever they want.

Check out more pictures of Jackson and his kids on DListed. And have a safe and Happy Halloween!

Supersitious Cubs fans have the goat, the black cat, Steve Bartman and now Jimmy Burroughs’s Cubs tattoo all to blame for their team crashing and burning in the playoffs once again.

“I pretty much blame the tattoo for the Cubs losing,” said Burroughs, 26, a child therapist from Bloomington, Ind. “It kills me to have a tattoo that says ‘Go Cards.’”

That isn’t the final tattoo. The artist lightly inked in that “Go Cards” before going over it and filling in the bottom half of the “C” with red ink. The problem is that even after the bottom half of the “C” was filled in you could still read the “Go Cards” underneath.

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I’m not really sure what this video is from, maybe rioting in Tampa after the Rays lost the World Series on Wednesday night, but a fan has climbed a light tower and becomes the target from the crowd below. The first bottle was just a love-tap, the second delivers the knockout blow.

You have to be pretty ballsy to produce a beer that is going to force a bar carry a whole different line of fruit just to garnish your beer. We all know the hefeweizens are garnished with a lemon, Corona/Pacifico gets the lime and Michelob Ultra with a side of vagina. The Blue Moon Belgian White on the other hand is best served with an orange garnish, and here’s why:

According the Blue Moon Brewing Company Web site: Our Belgian Style Wheat Ale is brewed with a touch of coriander and a blend of Valencia and Naavel orange peel. This makes an orange garnish the perfect complement to our beer - bringing out these flavors by heightening the citrus aroma and taste. We consider it our exclamation point.

Luckily Blue Moon hit the mark, this is an awesome unfiltered beer and the orange makes it. Sure, someone is probably going to say putting fruit in your beer is gay or something, but it’s an orange damn it! They are so good, not to mention, filled with Vitamin C, which is going to help fend off those pesky fall/winter colds and the flu.

The Blue Moon Belgian White is definitely best for the summer season, so I had to order one up this past weekend before all the Oktoberfest beers start to hit the shelves and seasonal taps at my local watering holes. If you live in a location that still allows you to wear shorts or a t-shirt during the day, I suggest you give it a whirl, it’s like a cold glass of alcoholic-OJ on a warm day. Oh and have a good Halloween.

Audrina Patridge is shocked, absolutely shocked, that those assholes in Sweden would fire up the Large Hadron Collider without Lauren around.

If you are a little foggy as to what the Large Hadron Collider does check out this rap video that explains the whole thing.

Last week Diggles asked if you wanted to give George a piece of your mind and most of you opted not too.

Well for all of you that think actions speak louder than words what we have there is the George W. Bush urinal.

Sure it’s a one of a kind so you won’t be finding it in your local mens room any time soon but goddamn it would feel good to take a leak in the thing.

via Gizmodo

Today in the links we have 10 great male pornstar names, John Daly likes his beer and his hooters, God hates signs and Don’t Vote 2.

• Don’t Vote 2 (Video)
• Camilla Belle should really be more famous (Pics)
• Next Time He’ll Be Watching For The Wide Receiver (Video)
• Another gun by your bed (Products)
• 10 Great Male Pornstar Names (And Their Real Names) (List)
• Lazy Americans Utilize Drive-Thru Flu Vaccinations (Article)
• Auburn vs. Westn Virginia Review-Patdyeswildturkey (Sports)
• I Don’t Think She’s A Piano Teacher (Pics)
• John Daly Likes Beer; Hooters (Celeb)

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We are nearing the end of the presidential campaigns after 22 long months.  Finally.  But apparently you guys would just assume they keep going because 77% of you would rather get to second base with Sarah Palin, than give a piece of your mind to G. W. Bush.  Personally, I would take the latter.  Sarah Palin frustrates me enough just watching her on TV.  I can’t imagine a whole night of frustration with her.

This week it’s simple.  Tasty Booze’s first presidential poll ever.  You could be the difference.  And remember to actually vote in real life too.

“Would you rather the next president of the United States be Barack Obama or John McCain?”

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Another great PSA reminding everyone to vote next Tuesday, if you haven’t done so already. My favorite parts of this video: Borat and Justin Timberlake. Hilarious.

Similar to the Pocket Shock-It Shocking Thumbwars is a two player handheld game that offers a zap of electricity to the loser.

Shocking Thumbwars is actually three games in one. First you have 50/50 where the first player to mash their button 50 times wins. The loser gets a zap. Second you have Rebound which is sort of like Pong but with LED’s lighting around the device. Once again the loser gets a zap. Third you have Endurance a brilliant game where each player tries to hold on through increasingly intense jolts. “Strictly for Jackass-style morons, this hilariously infantile challenge lasts for six rounds.”

All you need is a couple of buddies, a couple cases of beer, a Shocking Thumbwars and all of a sudden you have one hell of a Friday night.

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Joe Six Pack Case Pack has a few choice words and about 24 beers for that hack Joe the Plumber that is “stealing his blue collar thunder”.

I love basketball.  Especially when after a summer of Shaq complaining about the Spurs use of the hack-a-shaq in last years playoffs, the Spurs do it again.  In the first 20 seconds of the game.  Now that’s gold.

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In about a week the election will be over and we will have a new president. Sure things are looking good for my man Obama but this video is just a little reminder that you should never celebrate until the victory is official.