That’s how long before you and your newlywed groom/bride can’t stand each other. Don’t argue, it’s science.
By the time you hit two years, six months and twenty-five days you take each other for granted, the oral sex stops and the disdain in the air is palpable.
The poll of 5,000 married couples conducted by onepoll.com found all kinds of fun and interesting stats.
Seven in 10 men admit they are so comfortable with their spouse they frequently leave socks, pants and other dirty washing lying around the house.
In fact, a slovenly 61 per cent of women readily admit the first thing they do when they get home from work is remove all smart clothes and make-up for comfy pyjamas or tracksuit bottoms.
And 75 per cent of couples wouldn’t relinquish control of the TV remote, even if their partner asked nicely.
Basically you’re totally fucked.
