Today in the links we have what would happen if all movies had cell phones, Gina Carano beats some ass, last week’s porn update and college football’s most fabulous freshman.

• If All Movies Had Cell Phones (Video)
• As predicted, Gina Carano beat that ass (Videos)
• Gus Johnson Has Verbal Orgasm After Slice TKOd (Video)
• The Temp Does: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Review)
• Political Sunday: Really? People Would Vote For this Woman? (Video)
• Ski Jumping Is Fun (Video)
• SEC Powerpoll Week 5 (Sports)
• Ex F1 Driver Riccardo Patrese Takes His Wife On A High Speed Lap (Video)
• 13 Years Later, OJ Heading to da Pen (Article)
• This Week in Blackness (Video)
• Your Pornographic Update: Palin porn and Space porn (Porn)
• Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist premiere (Movies)
• Brook Hogan Gorges to Make Weight for MMA Fight (Pics)
• College Football’s Most Fabulous Freshman (Video)
• Escalator Tumble (Video)
• ROAD TRIP DIARIES: University of Michigan (Article)