Today in the links a Philly fan catches a Grey Goose bottle to the dome, another erotic Rachel Ray video, three Halloween pranks gone wrong and Napoleon Dynamite was right all along.

• The Hobo Dictionary (Article)
• Abigail Clancy blows my mind (Pics)
• Phillies Fan Takes Grey Goose Bottle Flush To Head (Video)
• I am thinker than you drunk I am (Article)
• Another Erotic Rachel Ray Youtube Video: You Have to Hear This (Video)
• Three Halloween Pranks Gone Wrong (Videos)
• Bald = Calvo (Sports)
• Get An Eyeful Of Monica’s Ass (Pics)
• Heidi Mongtag Gets Groped (Pic)
• Gramps is Confused Again: “Where is Joe?” (Video)
• Lindsay Lohan rides the subway. Like a savage (Pic)
• Raptors TV intro to kick off season (Video)
• Craigslist Treasure: Manly Bike For Sale (Article)
• That Napoleon Dynamite Dude was Right All Along (Pic)
• Sexy Chicken Wings (Pic)
• In Defense of a Slutty Halloween (Article)