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Condometric: Prove Your Dick Size Each And Every Time

by Mitch Martin on October 7, 2008

Personally I think making a habit of using a condom that displays your dick size (large or small) is just a disaster waiting to happen. If you are a man and you have a penis then at some point in your life you’ve used a ruler to measure your dick. It’s like masturbating, I don’t care what anyone says we’ve all done it and that should be good enough.

So why would you need to further prove your size to a woman that has already agreed to get naked with you? She is either A) not going to be impressed and start to rethink her current state of naked or B) think you are a completely self-absorbed douche bag at which point how she feels about her current state of naked is up for grabs.

My point is that getting her naked is the hardest part. Why would you throw up another road block after that?

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October 8, 2008 at 8:10 am
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Mr. Wonka October 7, 2008 at 6:39 pm

it doesn’t look like they have one in feet, so I guess I’m out…

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