A 13 year old boy breaks up with your 13 year old daughter and you find nude pictures of the boy on your daughter’s phone. In an attempt to reconcile the relationship do you:
A) Threaten to show the pictures to the boy’s parents.
B) Send the boy 12,302 text messages over 7 months.
C) Threaten to show the aforementioned nude photos to the boy’s teacher and minister.
D) Threaten to post the nude pictures of the boy on the internet.
The best part is that this mother, that just wants her 13 year old daughter to get her boyfriend back, is a teacher at the school that both kids attend.
You would think that most parents would be pissed off to find pictures of a 13-year-old dick on their daughter’s cell phone and would not immediately consider it material for blackmail.
All I have to say is run little man, run. If her mom is already this bat-shit-crazy you are going to have a world of hurt on your hands in another couple of years.
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