How can one man pull down both awards with one set of actions? Well it involves a baby, a strip club and of course a couple of strippers. Let’s go through a run down.
1) Dad leaves baby inside an unlocked car with the keys inside to go into a strip club.
2) When the cops find Dad he is receiving a lap dance from a stripper.
3) Dad explains that he is waiting to pick up a cell phone from his wife.
4) His wife is currently in the middle of performing her pole dancing routine on stage.
I’m just kind of amazed that his didn’t happen in Florida. The whole “I didn’t want to wake the baby” excuse never really works but if you are going to try to feed that line of bullshit to the fuzz at least lock the doors and take the keys.
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Original Story: Myrtle Beach Online
