The only thing worse than the guy that wears his bluetooth headset all day long like it’s surgically attached to his ear is the guy that wears his USB flash drive around his neck all day long. Nothing on a flash drive is so important that is must be carried around your neck like it’s a fucking Life Alert pendant. It just screams, “I’m not getting laid and I’m not looking to get laid any time soon.”
However if you are the kind of dude that insists on carrying memory around your neck you might as well carry memory that will make you envy of every other nerd in the data center. Enter the beer filled flash drive. If you aren’t a Budweiser man have no fear. This flash drive, filled with the nectar of the gods, is the creation of CNK promotions and they can fill it with whatever kind of brew you fancy along with storage up to 8 gigs. At least with this thing around your neck you will be screaming, “I’m not getting laid but I plan on getting piss drunk once I’m done monitoring these servers.”
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1 COED Magazine » Beer Is Better Than Gold, Anyway! // Oct 6, 2008 at 1:32 pm
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