“Mays’ injury is not life threatening and at the time of this release he was having further tests done to see what kind of projectile was lodged in his buttocks.”
You know it was a rough day of boating when you have to have extra tests run just to figure out what kind of bullet is lodged in your ass.
Some twenty-something hooligans were zipping around in Uncle Ronin’s jet boat when they buzzed by a canoe causing a large wave to overturn the canoe and throw it’s occupants into the drink. Someone in the canoe didn’t take to kindly to those kind of shenanigans and they came up out of the water blasting catching David Mays in the ass.
The cops couldn’t identify the shooter and they couldn’t find a gun hence the extra tests on David’s ass to figure out just what exactly he got hit with.
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