How did I not know that you could buy a prosthetic penis, available in a variety of colors, to help you beat a drug test? I had a vague notion that people were willing to go to extremes to beat drug tests but I had no idea people were willing to buy a prosthetic dick.
It seems that the Whizzinator might have worked a little too well because it caught the attention of the Feds who are currently working on a criminal information conspiracy charge against the company officers.
If you are going to try to sell something like this I think the best bet is to keep a low profile. Publishing testimonals on your website from truck drivers claiming they use your product to beat Department of Transportation drug tests is probably not the best idea.
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