Close one last week, but 55% of you would rather be like Joe Biden (90 minute commute to work) than Sarah Palin (live in freezing Alaska). First of all, I don’t blame you. And second of all, it’s odd that this reflects the national polls of the two top candidates these days. Maybe Tasty Booze readers are a perfect sample of the American electorate??
Okay, on to this week. So you just started dating someone really really hot. She (or he) is a 10 and regardless of the rest of their flaws, they aren’t going anywhere for a while because they are just too hot. Everyone is amazed you could pull this type of ass.
“Would you rather have this ultra-hotty really hate your friends or despise having sex?”
Mitch Martin: “Can she at least fake-like my friends when they are around?”
J Diggles: “Sure, but it may not be worth the fight that’ll come.”
Baba Ganoush: “Does she despise all sexual activities or just the biggie?”
J Diggles: “Let’s just say, since she isn’t getting much pleasure, it’s a tough sell either way. But not out of the question.”
How Did Your Cinco De Mayo End?
- Passed Out (38.0%, 5 Votes)
- Good Question (Blacked Out) (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Little Bit of Everything (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Got Some Strange Ass (0.0%, 0 Votes)
- Hugging the Toilet (0.0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 13
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Why would you live in a candy shop if you couldn’t eat the candy?
this was a stupid fucking question, but I almost like the easy polls better.
so I get great sex with an unbelievably hot girl AND I don’t have to hang out with my jackass friends anymore? um…SOLD!!
this is the hardest one yet, i have to think for a while before i vote. i have a dick tattooed on my face.