Last week Tasty Booze readers completely pushed their friends aside for some good sex. That’s probably the right call, but you know you are never going to be able to hang out with the fellas again without a huge fight. Choices, choices.
On to this week. And holy crap the economy is bad. It’s all we hear about. The Dow is up 900, then down 700, then back up, down, blah, blah, blah. Houses are being foreclosed on, your local bank is getting bought out, the government is purchasing large percentages of huge institutions. Let me give you some advice, just don’t look at your 401K. It’s not helping.
So it’s Friday. You have $11.99 to your name and have no access to any other form of capital until Monday. You are completely out of the following….
“With your last few dollars, would you rather replenish your fridge with your favorite 12-pack of beer or buy that much needed toilet paper?”
Mitch Martin: “I think i could figure out how to get both for $11.99?”
J Diggles: “Wrong again. It’s a holiday weekend and every place is closed except one. And they don’t sell the cheap shit.”
Baba Ganoush: “Can I borrow one or the other from my boys?”
J Diggles: “Negative.”
Would You Rather?
- Buy Beer (69.0%, 133 Votes)
- Buy Toilet Paper (31.0%, 61 Votes)
Total Voters: 194
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You’ve got to go with the beer.
Chances are you have some other paper product lying around the house that can be used as shit tickets in a jam.
Can you use public bathrooms? Like if you need to go, can you swing by a local restaurant/bar to do your business?
you can use them, but they are out of TP too….its a crazy world
use the cardboard from the case of beer to wipe your ass….. its gotta be better than nothing
just do like T-Miz and drop one in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.
Beer wins just pick up a couple copies of the free advertising newspapers on the way out and go third world on your butt for the weekend