The battle of beer vs toilet paper rages, with beer striking a decisive blow this week. 69% of Tasty Booze readers prefer spending their last bucks on beer. Your ass may not be sparkly fresh for a weekend, but you will probably be too drunk to notice, so who cares. I like your thinking. One reader had perhaps the most brilliant idea, using the cardboard from the case of beer as your TP. Again, too drunk to feel the pain. Yes we keep it classy here.
Looking ahead, it’s time to stay focused on politics for the next couple weeks. The election is near and it is going to be an epic one.
“Would you rather call George W. Bush and tell him what you think of him or get to second base with Sarah Palin?”
Mitch Martin: “How long do you get with GW?”
J Diggles: “As much time as it takes share all your feelings.”
Baba Ganoush: “How long do you get with Palin?”
J Diggles: “All night, but only second base.”
Would You Rather?
- Second Base With Palin. (78.0%, 333 Votes)
- Speak to GW. (23.0%, 99 Votes)
Total Voters: 425
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I have a lot to say to George W… but I would fear that it would fall on deaf and dumb ears, meaning he wouldn’t understand what I was saying. I’ll go to second base, thank you very much.
Being a chick with no desire to make out with Sara Palin, I have to choose GW on this one.
W. already knows how the country feels about him, and clearly doesn’t care. I feel my words would be wasted on him, so I’ll take a night with those succulent gubernatorial melons instead.
W wouldn’t pay attention to what i had to say. i imagine him like a kitten, if i threw a ball of yarn in his direction, he’s gone. However, in my personal base system, second base involves anal.
On 9-11, we all felt very vulnerable to more attacks, we knew we were going to get hit repeatedly just like the Israelis are. A bmbing here in the market, there on a school bus, a building. It was conceded as a fact. Thanks to the herculan efforts of some dedicated people, led by George W Bush, we have not been hit. Every acne faced pencil necked pipsqueak out there that forgets this should make an effort to quit being such an ass, because you would not make a pimple on George W’s butt.
While I would love to shake Pres Bush’s hand and thank him for the dedication to America he has shown, Sarah Palin just gets better looking every time I see her.
Palin is a wretched moron, and I am sure she is fat and wrinkled and stretch-marked under those frumpy clothes. She’s a fascist pig gun lover, and a threat to a free society.
I’d love to get G-dub on the phone and tell him how awesome he is. He was great in Harold & Kumar 2. Too bad we can’t have the same president for 3 terms.