Today in the links we have a hair dryer prank, a Wisconsin football fan gets a taste of taser, Thanksgiving themed shots and a gallery of girls wearing rollerskates.
Is it still Rick Rolling if it’s actually Rick Astley doing the actual rolling? On a side note I’ve never seen a guy be less enthusiastic about lip syncing.
Now that Thanksgiving has finally passed we can start in with the Christmas shit. I take real issue with all you pricks that start putting up trees and hanging Christmas lights two weeks before turkey day.
In that spirit I decided to finish off my Thanksgiving day and accept that the Christmas madness has started with a 22 oz of Rogue’sSanta’s Private Reserve Ale. All I can say is that this stuff is delicious. I think it is now probably my favorite seasonal winter beer.
The beer pours with a deep red amber color, a nice amount of foamy head and it leaves great lacing on the sides of the glass. After it’s poured a smell reveals floral and citris notes. With the first sip you get hit with the perfect amount of that bitter hoppy flavor that you would expect from an I.P.A.
The beer has a great mouth feel and despite it’s dark amber color and hoppy flavor it’s surprising light on your stomach. After finishing off the 22 oz I didn’t feel like I drank much more than a single booze light. Even if you’re not usually a fan of a hoppy I.P.A. you should definitely give this seasonal beer a shot. I would bet that you will be pleasantly surprised.
This is definitely going to become my go-to winter beer. In fact I should probably save myself the hassle and invest in a case of it right now.
The turkey is slowly cooking and I’m forced to entertain myself with two NFL games. The first, a blowout by Tennessee over Detroit, and now the second, which is headed that way, unless the Seattle Seahawks can pull their collective head out of their asses against Dallas.
Even though these games are tough to watch, the toughest part of the telecasts have been the halftime performances. Jesse McCartney performed during the morning game, and now the Jonas Brothers are making my ears bleed. The only saving grace of the performance is the brief cuts to Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. And, yes, that’s also why I decided to include this picture instead of one of Jesse McCartney or the Jonas Brothers (You’re welcome).
Who does the NFL think is watching these games? Seriously, maybe the Thanksgiving telecasts are more “family” oriented, but that doesn’t mean you need to sell out your halftime shows to tweeners.
Check out this clip of Louis CK on Conan talking about how in our world of technology everyone is a bunch of whiny bitches. His rant is so true that it’s actually a little scary. This is definitely one of the funnier things I’ve seen in a while.
Check out a few excerpts from the description of this 2005 Nissan Xterra Ninja Hauler.
OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There’s a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I’ll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don’t walk up and tell me you’ll give me $5,000 for it. That’s liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let’s just say you won’t be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
There’s only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
In case that wasn’t enough not only is there more but there is also a pair of free MC Hammer pants. That’s right this guy is throwing in a pair of free MC Hammer pants when you purchase this Ninja Hauler. Hit the link below to check out the full ad and a picture of the MC Hammer pants.
Now that’s what I call a trifecta. A 21-year-old booze hound down in New Mexico lead police on a slow and high speed chase before finishing up with his grand finale. A statie found the kid swerving and not maintaining speed after receiving a hotline tip.
The kid refused to stop for the officer and then drove through a ditch and a barbed wire fence before coming to a stop. The drunk-ass tried to put the truck into park and get out but he only managed to get it into reverse. The truck knocked him over and then ran over his legs.
The only thing worse than actually getting injured is having to explain how it happened to every joe-schmoe you pass on the street. There wasn’t any product information on the Digg submission so I don’t know if these are being made or if they are just a concept.
This would work great for kids/teenagers but what about us older folks? Can’t we get one that shows this injury was the result of us being piss-ass drunk and we may not remember the exact details?
Is Britney back? The cover of the December issue of Rolling Stone suggests so. There’s also a full spread of pictures of the refreshed and less-trashy Britney Spears. I’m willing to bet there’s an article that goes along with the pictures, which includes words and shit.
Who remembers Britney’s first Rolling Stone cover? Yeah, the one where she was still underage and you felt dirty for just looking at it - yeah, that put her on the map as the upcoming teen sex symbol. Of course, a couple years later in 2003, there Britney was on the cover of Rolling Stone again, this time with less clothes, being over 18 and single! Even earlier this year, Britney was on the cover as an American Tragedy.
Oh, what a couple of months can do. Welcome back Britney!
I’m not the biggest diehard fan of this series like a lot of guys my age, but I have to admit that this is a GREAT poster. And Christian Bale makes everything good. Here’s hoping this one knocks it out of the park.
There is some classic drunken antics in this video clip. The guy is trying to fight/get away from the security guard, then there’s the inability to stand upright, the family/friends trying to help the man. In other words, just another Friday/Saturday night in Canada.
Hot off our Saved by the Bell contest last week we are going with sideline reporters. Personally I don’t think there are nearly enough ladies covering the world of sports. I’ve seen enough of Berman’s mug, let’s get a fresh face in there. First up is Melissa Stark, she covers news and sports anchor duties for NBC and MSNBC. Second we have Ines Sainz who I don’t know much about but I do know that she covers sports for a station down in Mexico. Next we have Jill Arrington who was a college football sideline reporter for the worldwide leader. Lastly we have Erin Andrews who has covered a little bit of everything for the worldwide leader.
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