Man caught with penis in pasta jar
If that headline isn’t enough check this shit out.
They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling”.
I can understand not wanting to stop once you’ve gotten started but I think if you’re wrestling with cops you might want to knock-it-the-fuck-off. And if that doesn’t make this whole thing weird enough check out what they found in his car once they searched it.
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
What the fuck is the guy doing with a jar around his junk if he already has a “homemade sex aid” in the car. Actually on second thought, if a spaghetti jar is his idea of a good time there’s no telling what that other “homemade sex aid” was.
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Hey… We’ve all been there.
That poor dog.