Sometimes the last thing you want to do is leave a concert, game, movie, etc., to make a trip to the restroom, afraid you’re going to miss something. Or maybe you’re just so drunk, you don’t give a fuck. That was probably the case for New Jersey Councilman Steven Lipski this weekend. The councilman was in Washington, DC, with some college buddies taking in a concert from the balcony. Instead of making a trip to the restroom, like a normal and civil human being, Lipski decided to relieve himself over the balcony and on to the crowd below.
Lipski has been charged with a simple assault for the incident, but is now suffering from the public humilation of being a total asshat (this picture of him isn’t helping either). Now he claims that he’ll abstain from drinking…yeah right, you’re a sudo-politician, that’s not going to happen.
I’ve seen/heard of people coming up with clever ways to relieve themselves in bars/clubs… but it usually involves a dark corner, empty bottle, outdoor patio, potted plant…instead of urinating on people. We already have a douchebag of the week, but Lipski is a close second!
Original story: New York Daily News
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Goddamn he is a close second.
I had a buddy at school that would just piss under the table with everyone standing there around it because he though it was too crowded to walk to the pisser.
It was always a bummer to find your pants speckled with piss.
What the hell is a “sudo-politician”? An elected official that likes to complete numbers-oriented crossword puzzles? Oh, you meant “pseudo-”, as in a fake, or attempting to be real.
Got to love the education system in this country.
And I hope this ‘politician’ comes up for re-election real soon. He’ll be voted out by ‘waves’ of discontent, and that’d be a real pisser.