A good buddy of mine just bought a boat. A lot of people say owning a boat is a big hassle, expensive, etc. Well I never have owned one, so I don’t know about all that. But I do know that it is just about the best thing ever for me. And it also got me thinking about what the most awesome mode of transportation is.
“Would you rather own your own helicopter or yacht?”
Mitch Martin: “What kind of yacht are we talking here?”
J Diggles: “50 ft range.”
Baba Ganoush: “Am I paying for helo pad space and gas?”
J Diggles: “Definitely.”
Mr. Wonka: “Can I put my helicopter keys on my key chain and bring it into the bars for girls to see?”
J Diggles: “Yes, that is the primary point of having them.”
Would You Rather?
- Own A Yacht. (74.0%, 330 Votes)
- Own A Helicopter. (27.0%, 120 Votes)
Total Voters: 448
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4 responses so far ↓
1 Sal // Nov 17, 2008 at 9:19 am
Helicopter no doubt, you don’t have to worry about pirates 1,000 feet in the air!
2 Mr. Wonka // Nov 17, 2008 at 3:27 pm
a yacht is going to eat up more money for sure, but having sex in a helicopter does not sound very fun.
Diggles, you get the yacht, and put a helipad on it, and I’ll get the helicopter. twin-twan nugz!
3 Chris B // Nov 17, 2008 at 8:09 pm
In the words of a great man -
If it flies, floats, or fucks - rent it, its cheaper.
4 Would You Rather // Nov 21, 2008 at 10:15 am
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