Today in the links we have the 10 most bizarre phobias, Edita Vilkeviciute sunbathes sans suit, $900 million worth of missile defense and what ‘assclown’ smells like.

• 10 Most Bizarre Phobias (List)
• Victoria’s Secret model Edita Vilkeviciute sunbathes naked (Pics)
• Virginia Tech Fan Celebrates TD With Some Bleacher Diving (Video)
• Recycled Beer Can Art: The Things We Do to Pass the Time (Pics)
• Holiday Office Prank #343(Pics)
• Songs That are Embarrassing to Like That are Awesome: “Oh L’Amour,” Erasure (Video)
• First Lesson When Learning To Ride A Bike? How To Use The Brakes. (Video)
• Hail Saban (Sports)
• Would You Like to Know What ‘Assclown’ Smells Like? (Article)
• Post Holiday Blues (Video)
• Yay delicious meat made from little boys (Pic)
• T-Roc’s Week 15 College Football picks (Sports)
• Win a Guitar Hero game console with KFC (Contest)
• Sean Avery Still a Prick, But His Girlfriends are Still Hot. But Who is the Hottest? (Celeb)
• What Does $900 Million Of Missile Defense Look Like? (Pic)
• Spill.com : Twilight Review (Movies)