I don’t think your “new non-chloric silicone based kitchen lubricant” has shit on this $629 Alurunner sled of death. This aluminum polycarbonate sled is backed by good old fashion German engineering to make it the fastest fucking thing out on the great white yonder. It features a shock absorber to help cushion your ass during those bumps/jumps, polyethylene gliding tracks and an “oh-shit handle” for when you realize you’re about to be proper fucked.
Goddamit, I wish this thing was around when I was a kid. I probably wouldn’t be here to type this right now if I had had one but it would’ve been a whole lot cooler if I did.
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