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Diemon Dave’s Ninja School

by Mitch Martin on December 10, 2008

Do you wish you had some ninja training? Are you looking to learn how to properly do some judy choppin’, ninji choppin’ and kung fu kickin’? Maybe you just want to learn how to use an ordinary can of chewin’ tobacco as a throwin’ star. Well if you thought in your head “Fuck yeah!” in response to any of the above then Diemon Dave’s Ninja School is here to help.

Diemon Dave teaches all the basic ninja skills along with practical safety while using your newly acquired ninja skills.

“You got your judy chop, your karate chop and your ninji chop.”

“Because what you don’t want to do…I could be judy choppin’ and kung fu kickin’…and there goes your leg.”

 

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Traci Fisher January 27, 2009 at 12:55 pm

Is this guy for real or is he a comic genius? Anybody?

Traci Fisher January 27, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Please respond!

Kimberly Lycans April 16, 2009 at 10:27 am

I don’t think I have ever seen anything more funny in all my life. He is a genious god he make’s me laugh!

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