Pop quiz hotshot: You’re upset with the Thanksgiving spread that your girlfriend has cooked. Do you:
A) Drink until it tastes good.
B) Storm out and find the closest Denny’s.
C) Smash a fresh-from-the-oven sweet potato pie in her face.
D) Cook something your-damn-self.
Based on the fact that you’ve probably read this site before and the fact that there is a picture of sweet potato pie I bet you figured out the correct answer is ‘C’.
No word if this assclown was drunk but I think you would have to be to smash a hot pie in a ladies face. I mean if you don’t like the food eat the fucking pie. Pie is always good.






















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