No matter how much of a bastard some little kid is being he never deserves to have his penis crushed. Apparently urologists are seeing more cases of young toddlers with crushed penises from heavy toilet seats.
These poor little guys are just trying to follow their parents instructions but now they have to worry about using these wood or ceramic dick crushing death traps. This should be a happy time for these little guys. They should be learning one of the most important life lessons about a being a man which is the ability to pee almost anywhere.
This kind of shenanigans just makes me question once again why we don’t have urinals in homes? Since the down of indoor plumbing we’ve dealt with this seat up or seat down bullshit when the answer has been staring us in the face all long. A urinal would not only fix the seat problem but it would also remedy the issue of piss splattered all over half the bathroom. I consider myself a marksman but even I can’t stop the drops that inexplicably jump up out of the bowl and fall over the side. I think it’s high time that we started installing urinals and saving wangs.
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Urinals use less water as well. Go green and save your cock from impending doom……. we all win.