Step 1: Download the New Years Blowout Horn and 2009 Countdown app to your iPhone.
Step 2: Walk around the party all night blowing into your iPhone’s mic so that every can see/hear your virtual party horn.
I’m not just trying to rag on iPhone owners here. This is one of those things that should just be a common sense bad idea. Flaunting this around the party tonight is going to be the quickest way to ensure you have no one to kiss at midnight.
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1 9-to-Fried » Blog Archive » Oaky Afterbirth for December 31st // Dec 31, 2008 at 10:34 am
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2 FrankTheTank // Dec 31, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Already gots it, SURN!!!
3 DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » The Good Stuff // Jan 4, 2009 at 8:28 am
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