Sure in Leaving Las Vegas Nick Cage’s character chugs straight from a bottle of vodka while driving but that’s the movies. What about rolling around town drinking straight from a tapped keg in real life!?
Police noticed an idling vehicle in the road and detected the order of alcohol as they approached. When they looked inside the car they found a keg sitting in the passenger seat with the tap spigot dripping beer into the center console. In a not-so-shocking turn of events the driver submitted to a field sobriety test and was found to be piss-ass drunk.
I’m impressed but there are so many better places to drink keg beer. Was this guy just so excited about a keg party that he had to tap the beast before he even made it back to the party? If you are just looking to get shitty while driving it’s a whole lot easier to load 24 beers into the car instead of an entire barrel.
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