Yes, the time of year where the closest thing to porn hits network television, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. The special was taped last month and promoted via bikini-wearing-beach photo opps, but now the show will be televised tonight on CBS at 10 p.m./9 p.m. Central. Obviously this is not live, so if you’re stationed in front of the television praying for a nip-slip, it’s not going to happen.
All your favorite Victoria’s Secret Angels will be on hand: Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Angela Lindvall, Carmen Kass, Doutzen Kroes, Heidi Klum, Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova (the girl with no bellybutton), Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Neomie Lenoir and Selita Ebanks. Usher has the lucky responsibility to perform during the show - I really hope he gets to sing, “Love In This Club.”
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Does anyone actually watch this?
If there is no chance of a no slip there is no chance I’m going to skip Top Chef for this bullshit.
@Mitch:
For people with no cable and Internet, this is as close as they get to porn.