Finally some genius has combined two things mobsters love, bustin’ heads and cooking pasta, into one simple device. The Godfather Spaghetti Measuring Device will allow you to get just the right amount of angel hair for your pasta dinner and then allow you to go out and crack a few skulls while you are waiting for your pasta to boil.
Product Page: Godfather Spaghettie Measuring Device
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At 50 fucking bucks you’d have to be involved in something illegal to own one of these. Heres a tip from “the old country” that my mom uses, use your thumb and index finger to make circles of varying sizes, and save your money for real brass knuckles. Capiche?