Today is definitely a slow news day, thus this post about my least favorite football player, Tom Brady. TMZ is reporting that Brady popped the question to Gisele, and then the champagne, aboard a private jet on Christmas Eve. Brady has been out of the NFL since a game one torn ACL, probably turning Gisele into his errand-runner.
This sucks. First, because Gisele was hot, but now that she’s marrying Tom Brady I must hate her. I don’t know how that will be possible, hopefully she gets fat. Second, that I have to read this type of shit, because I would like to be doing what the majority of people are doing today: Sleeping off Christmas hangovers or shopping. But no, instead I’m stuck at work reading about Tom Brady!
Only a couple more hours until the weekend - more drinking and an exciting slew of NFL games with the playoffs on the line, including the possibility that the New England Patriots choke and spend January on their couches. That would be my belated Christmas gift from God. Please make it happen, please!
Original story: TMZ
