Police in Ipswich, Suffolk, have put together this list of nine phrases that are supposedly impossible to say while piss drink. Honestly, I’m reading them right now and they don’t really look all that difficult but it’s morning so I’m not quite on the piss yet.

• Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you;
• Oh, I just couldn’t - no one wants to hear me sing;
• Sorry, but you’re not really my type;
• No kebab for me, thank you;
• I’m not interested in fighting you;
• Good evening, officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?;
• Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no rhythm;
• Where is the nearest toilet? I can’t possibly vomit in the street;
• I must be going home now - I have work in the morning

I think we can make this a little bit of a Tasty Booze Christmas challenge. Most of us are going to be getting pretty drunk during the course of celebrating Christmas so print this list out and put it in your pocket. Later this week when you’re rocking a healthy egg nog buzz bust it out and see how many of these phrases you can get out. I would suggest rewarding yourself with a drink possibly two drinks for every phrase completed.

Original Article: Daily Mail