Well, this was a close one. Tasty Booze readers would rather go back to high school though, rather than live with their parents again for a year - 59% to 41%. I think high school would be a total pain in the ass, but no way in hell I am going back to the parents house. Now, it’s time for some Big Apple sports talk, kind of. Thanks to A-Rod and Plaxico for providing us with such good material!
“Would you rather shoot yourself in the leg or sleep with Madonna?”
Mitch Martin: “Am I hitting any major arteries here?”
J Diggles: “It’s always a risk.”
Baba Ganoush: “Am I sleeping with the Like A Virgin Madonna or the current one?”
J Diggles: “We’re living in the present.”
Mr. Wonka: “Any chance I can squeeze some cash out of the Madonna scenario?”
J Diggles: “If you think you have the mojo.”
Would You Rather?
- Sleep with Madonna? (61.0%, 385 Votes)
- Shoot yourself in the leg? (39.0%, 249 Votes)
Total Voters: 634






















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I actually had to think about this for a while. I mean, obviously a guy will fuck just about anything before shooting himself in the leg, but you guys at TB made it tough by posting the most hideous picture of Madonna in circulation. What the hell happened to her? Oh well, I have eyelids and a good imagination…
She looks like Skeletor with boobs.
I’m taking the bullet to the leg.
I love Madonna
you gotta think at least she’d be creative in bed. it might be disgusting, but you might learn something…and it won’t affect intramural sports in the way a bullet to the leg would…unless it got REALLY crazy…