We’ve all played the “If (fill in hot celebrity here) walked in here right now would you do her?” game. The inherent problem with this game is not that there is a slim-to-none chance that the aforementioned celeb is going to walk in it’s that we assume aforementioned celeb would want to bang us. I’m not saying banging a celeb is impossible but for most of us we need to pull our heads out of the clouds our asses and set our sites/goals lower than Jessica Alba.
Boozecoma has a great post up about this very subject and the ladies that he thinks he could land. For instance, Britney Spears.
3 years ago this girl was untouchable for anyone who worries about how much F.I.C.A. is taken out of their paycheck. The downward spiral taken by this woman has brought her within reach for any guy that has $95 for a nighttime limo rental. I know she is a train wreck and the score of the game is out of hand at this point, but I don’t mind doing mop-up duty just to get my name in the box score.
One thing is for sure, you can’t fault the man’s logic. Head over to Boozecoma and check out the rest of the ladies that make up his celebrity hit parade.
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