How much do you think a guy has to drink to think that fucking a raccoon is a good idea? I don’t have a clue but Alexander Kirilov has the answer and he lost his dick in the process of getting it.
Kirilov, 44, was out on a drinking weekend with buddies when he came across the raccoon and thought he’d “have some fun.”
The original article is a little sketchy on details but the raccoon definitely managed to bite Kirilov’s dick off.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
For a guy that just had his dick bitten off he seems pretty fucking casual about the whole thing. I thought I had some fairly crazy drinking buddies this is just a whole other level of messed up.
