People do all sorts of stupid things when they’re drunk. Usually one stupid thing, leads to another, and before you know it, things have escalated and you find yourself in prison. Ok, well, maybe that doesn’t happen to everyone who gets drunk, but it happened to an unfortunate man in Seattle on Tuesday night.
We’ll assume this man was out celebrating the inauguration of Barack Obama, when he returned home around 2:30 a.m. on Tuesday night/Wednesday morning black-out drunk. Apparently the man had misplaced or lost his keys, and decided to kick-in his apartment door to get in. A neighbor called the cops after hearing the resulting noise.
When the police showed up, they found the man in his apartment so drunk that he couldn’t tell the officers his name or provide proper identification then passed the fuck out. The cops searched the rest of the apartment, found his ID along with a hefty supply of marijuana, a scale and bags. Yeah… not good.
Let this be a lesson to all drunks. If you’re going to kick in a door when you’re black-out drunk, make sure it’s not yours!
Original story: The Seattle Times
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I await FrankTheTank’s comment…