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How Many 90 Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

by Mitch Martin on January 28, 2009

I can’t believe I only scored a 19. I definitely thought I was good for at least 30. I mean they are 90 for christ’s sake. They are going to be out of brief before they even make it across the basketball court to my sphere of destruction. Check out the rules and then hit the link at the bottom to figure out how many 90 year olds you’re rated at.

How Many 90 Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

The Ground Rules:

  • You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
  • There are no weapons or foreign objects, and all 90 year olds must be capable of standing and walking (no wheelchairs)
  • Everyone is wearing a cup - so no groin kicks
  • The elderly are fearless and will fight to the death
  • If a 90 year old is knocked unconscious, they are "out." The same goes for you.

Take The Quiz

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Could You Take Out 27 Ninety Year Olds In A Fight? | djmick blog
January 28, 2009 at 4:47 pm

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partybob January 28, 2009 at 10:42 am

28…

MrJones January 28, 2009 at 10:52 am

29!

Sly Bald Guy January 28, 2009 at 11:45 am

34, and I erred on the side of caution. C’mon people quit being pansies

Eyad January 28, 2009 at 12:43 pm

27!
damn

Paco January 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm

I got 19 too Mitch

partybob January 28, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Christ, Sly Bald Guy must be a fucking ninja or something.

dirty dodger January 28, 2009 at 6:10 pm

If I show up 32 of these old bastards are going down.

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