No Longer Will Ladies Have To Suffer With Cold Breasts

by Mitch Martin on January 13, 2009

I’m not a lady but I can imagine that there is nothing worse than having to suffer through a work day at your desk with cold breasts. Finally some ~~horny~~ brilliant engineer has come up with a solution. USB powered breast warmers. That’s right you just plug these bad dudes into any available USB port on your computer, shove them up your shirt and your cold breasts are history. Just don’t forget to pull them out before you try to walk away from your desk.