"You’ll find big, ugly, hairy strong men (in jail) who’ve got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you — and your anatomy," said Magistrate Brian Maloney.
If you happen to end up in an Australian court on your third traffic offense the judge isn’t going to be shy about telling you what is going to happen if you show up with offense #4.
A 19-year-old showed up in court for a third time with driving without a license, failing to stop at a police alcohol checkpoint and reckless driving charges. He ended up with 12 months probation and 150 hours of community service but as you can see from the quote above the judge didn’t mince words about what would happen next time.
People joke about stuff like that all the time but if a judge, a man in a robe, makes the above statement you can sure as shit bet I would take it seriously. I’d be taking the bus for the next 5 years.
