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The Fundamentals of Our Economy Are Strong

by J Diggles on January 27, 2009

paul-blartAfter all these months and a lost presidential election, it turns out John McCain was right.  It is clear that the U.S. economy is in full tilt and its fundamentals are strong (and stupid).  The evidence:

1) Paul Blart: Mall Cop landed at number 1 in the movie box office for the second week in a row with $21.5 million.

2) Fast food giant McDonald’s posted an amazing 80% increase in profits over 2007, $4.3 billion vs. $2.3 billion.

3) Segway clone, Toyota Winglet, to enter U.S. market for production and sale by late 2009.

Ya ya I know, it is easy to explain away McDonald’s.  People are poorer, so they buy cheap shit.  But c’mon, Paul Blart??? $65+ million in two weeks.  No excuses for that even in an awesome economy.  And the Winglet, I have no comment other than it also doubles as a personal massager…and that Mr. Blart wants to upgrade to one.

Well, at least people are spending money again.

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More Signs the Economy is Kicking Ass
January 29, 2009 at 10:00 am

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Mr. Wonka January 27, 2009 at 10:33 am

don’t forget, even as prices for EVERYTHING else keep dropping lower, it still costs $10 to go to the damn movies!

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