Some crazy son-of-a-bitch over at RiffTrax blog has decided to eat nothing but bacon for the entire month of February.
Now for the fine print: “Bacon” shall hereafter refer to the cured and smoked fatty cuts of pork, either back, side or belly. In other words “American bacon”. No “Canadian bacon”, which is really just lunchmeat. No pork chops. No turkey bacon. No “tofacon” or any such horror. Just bacon.
No condiments allowed. No syrups, or hot sauces, or pureed vegetables in the form of ketchup. No sauces at all. Just nature’s finest bacon, all by its dignified self.
I am making allowances for the following beverages: beer, wine, martinis and water. No juices, no V8, nothing that could be construed as “healthy”. This is somewhat arbitrary, I grant you, but one bit of madness at a time, is my reasoning.
Morgan Spurlock and his Super Size Me bullshit has nothing on this guy. I can’t imagine what an all booze and pork fat diet would do to you. Spurlock barely made it through 30 days of MacD’s and that shit at least has some veggies on it. This challenge is going to take balls and intestinal fortitude the likes of which have never been seen.
Mr. Nelson I just want you to know that we at Tasty Booze full support you in this challenge and we will be happy to help you complete it in any way we can.
