Ok, be prepared, this site is about to get unquestionably less manly than usual. Why you ask? Well, we are about to encourage you to vote on the sexiness of a group of men - think of this as our male version of the campaign to get Kristy Lee Cook/Casey Carlson to the be the next American Idol. So now in addition to attractive ladies, sports, and alcohol, we are adding “Hot or Not man-voting” to the repertoire (just this once, I promise). Hopefully our three female readers are finally happy.
Best friend of the site and all around dead sexy IT-nerd dude, Tim (the IT Specialist and extra white one), has been selected as one of the top 11 hottest IT guys in the country by chick-site Daily Candy. We don’t know how and we don’t ask, but like any good IT guy would do, we are helping him rig the online vote and win it all!
Check out Tim’s response to “What makes you the hottest tech guy?”:
“My ‘hard drive’ is one of the new solid-state models — no mechanical delays, low access time, and always cool.”
I mean, come on, how perfectly lame awesome is that IT lingo (and no I won’t explain it to you if you don’t get it). It is a legit SNL Nick Burns moment…
More importantly, doing this post gives us a chance to make fun of some of the other losers in the competition.
- Corey: What is this, an emo photo shoot? Try getting more depressing
- Damien: I didn’t think this contest was for “cutest dog riding on dorks back”. Don’t try to influence the voters with the most adorable little puppy I have ever seen! We will be the only ones innapropriately influencing voters here….
- Ben: Virgin
- Other Tim: I didn’t know Jersey computer technology was beyond the Apple IIc
- Chip: I want to punch you in the face
Do your duty and vote for white Tim here: Daily Candy man-vote
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Work that hard drive!